Score: 9

"Ah, the infamous "B""

submission: B

date: September 20, 2003

You are approaching 50 K views. (Currently standing at: 41,432)

Also, this has to be the highest ranked 'turd of the week' ever. And the highest ranked flash that is 0.3 KB. Amazing.

Well, you've created a cult, and, despite ironies of quality levels, "B" will remain one of NG's most famous films of all time. What I find amusing about "B" is not it's contents so much as the degree of ruckus raised over something so simple.

At any rate -- you're famous. Hoorah! Let's hope this goes over 50 K views!

Score: 7

"Alright..."

submission: Reminiscence 2

date: September 20, 2003

This was pretty good. The graphics were nice, and the concept was good, both of which are pretty essential for a good flash movie.

A few things that could help you on future films:

-The 'exploding building' was very complex, and on a 600 MHz computer like my own, even when I change the movie quality to low, it moves very, very slowly. I do not know if this was intentional -- if it was, it was a bit too streched out. Smipler explosions, though not looking as neat, would spare people from stuff like that.

-It might be in your best interest to learn how to set the audio to "stream" instead of "event" -- there are plenty of threads about it in the "Flash" forum of the BBS here on Newgrounds. That way, you can synchronize events with music easier, which would have been a way to make this film mega-cool with appropriately tmied Rammstien music. ^_^

Oveall, not bad. It gets a 4 in my book. Keep up the good work.

Score: 9

"Excellent movie!"

submission: D&P

date: September 19, 2003

Alright, let's have the breakdown...

Graphics -- These were good. Darklingclock and Punclock's designs were pretty neat, and the castle was nice. The best graphics, however, come close to the end -- Bravo, you had some really nice effects going. ^_^

Sound -- Yes, they have the clock voices. The dialog, however, was funny and well executed. And the british-english thing was humorous. "Castle." "No, Castle."

Interactivity -- It has a play button! It has a replay button! What more could one possibly ask for?

Style -- I like your style. It's very neat. I want to see more things from you, man, because you are good at both animation and dialog, which is a huge strength when making flash movies for Newgrounds.

Violence -- Some, but not all that much. Not the primary focus of the flash to begin with.

Humor -- I love your humor. Rock on!

Overall -- Nine out of ten! You're a good artist -- and looking at your submissions, I would say this is your first submission to Newgrounds, and is looking really good. As I mentioned before, a combination of dialog and animation skills is a powerful one -- it's what allowed Legendary Frog himself to become what he has. If you refine these abilities, you will undoubtedly be one to join the ranks of the elite in the clock crew and on Newgrounds. This looks pretty promising, and if we were to see something more full-length, dare I say it? There is always the possibility of awards. Keep up the good work, take care, and good luck in the future. ^_^

Score: 8

"I don't know why you told us to blam this!"

submission: Abstract, blur and dumb

date: September 19, 2003

That was good! You have a great animation style, and I thought the movie was rather funny.

I'd encourage you to make more stuff, man, this is interesting. Maybe something more full-length? That'd be fun. ^_^

Score: 9

"Very interesting..."

submission: Mental Process

date: September 14, 2003

I think this one is interesting. Probably well deserving of underdog, too -- I noticed that the music is not always the same every time you open it. So far I hear two different songs, are there any others?

As for the animation, it's strange, but unique, and kinda trippy, too. I think this is nice. Hypnotic, too. @.@

Score: 8

"This is the best Turd of the Week ever."

submission: Jug punch

date: September 5, 2003

I must admit, once you added the sound effects, it simply became... HALARIOUS. I also like how the NG staff stood up against senseless blamination. This is nice. Make more things like it -- perhaps longer and higher in quality. Nonetheless, this incident has made you a celeberty of sorts, you might as well make the best of the limelight... no? Good job. ^_^

Score: 9

"Good lord!"

submission: badger ver.1

date: September 2, 2003

That was absolutely halarious! And... freaking addictive.

What's scary to me is that I even liked this BEFORE I realized you were TheWeebl, author of Weebl and Bob. Freaking awesome! And way too addictive... Someone help me. o_0;

Score: 9

"Hey, you're 'classic of the day'! Hoorah!"

submission: Arfenhouse: The Movie

date: August 31, 2003

Ah, the nostalgia...

Surprise. It's a major element in AHTM's humor. Many events are irrational, unexpected, and bizarre, and ultimately, halarious. This movie manages to drag us through an insane, random trip that has a plotline that is barely coherent, but just enough to hold our interest -- this effect is intentional, and proves to be halarious. This is a good film, I'd suggest everyone watch it and enjoy the insanity. ^_^

Score: 8

"That was good!"

submission: BET

date: August 30, 2003

You made a really good movie. I like how you were able to tell a plot without dialog. The animation was pretty good, too, overall, the movie was interesting. =)

On a side note, Yuki Kajiura is an excellent artist. I never thought a song like "Fake Wings" would be used in this context, but it fit surprisingly well. Great job!

Score: 8

"You really surprised me."

submission: Push the button

date: August 30, 2003

I didn't except anything about not pressing a button to be so well done. Obviously, there's more to it than just avoiding pressing a button -- lots of funny dialog and happenings. This is a very, very original flash... I've never seen anything quite like it. Being able to go back to the choices after you've passed them is very useful. I like this. Good job, hope to see more stuff from you!